Reread that title and imagine I said that
in a sexy voice and not my normal yinnzer, white trashy, accent. Trust me on
that. So I have GF and she is a real life one too! Whoopy do right? Alot of
gamers have spouses/wives/partners/donkeys/real dolls, so what's the big deal.
Well the big deal is
that one my GF is hot. Two I got into 40k after we had dated for a couple
years. See I didn't war game when she met me. I played RPGs but not tabletop
stuff. So its been a big adjustment for
her. I didn't RPG that much maybe once every 2 months or so and it certainly
didn't require the money and time this hobby does.
She's so unlucky... Like Kyle's dice!! She's purdy... |
She at first was
like "umm ok its weird" but now she is much more supportive because
she sees the creative outlet it gives me. It is a way for me to decompress and
veg out in a positive way. The hobby is my creative outlet. Without my life
would be worse.
See I'm a angry guy.
I hate. Alot. Like alot. Ok pretty much a monsoon of rage. See this comes from
my days as a US Marine and a emotionally repressed male. I try to offset that
rage with exercise and the hobby. That's another thing that the GF finds so odd
about my involvement with Wargaming. See I'm a prick. I have zero real friends.
No one can stand me. What is this psychobabble rant I'm on? Moving on...
Yuck... Self reflection is gross.
So I'm angry, I have
a hot GF and I war game. See my GF knows me as the angry, spiteful, Marine,
with muscles. She doesn't see me as a dork. It's been a adjustment for her. The
first time she saw me move little men and roll dice I think she died a little
inside. This wasn't the guy who got the cops called on him as he threw her ex
husbands lawn furniture and hockey equipment all over his yard as I behaved
like a "epileptic gorilla". All because he called her a name. I know
I'm soooo mature for my age... 38. It's embarrassing.
The first time my GF
actually complimented my painting, I mean really said "that's really cool
honey", was a huge breakthrough for us.
I was pretty proud
of that, she went to art school and I'm have the artistic talent of a well
"sociopath, Marine, with poor anger management skills".
The first time she
watched a batrep I wont lie she might have cackled in my face for 18 minutes.
Kinda brutal watching a wine drunk woman destroy your hobby and make light of
the countless hours you spend on plastic miniatures. But she's really pretty and
helps you realize that you can't take anything too serious in this life,
because then you'll throw lawn furniture and stuff....
She loves to refer
to my buddy Kyle as my boyfriend and she is totally implying a gay
relationship. Before you get all butthurt and accuse her of behaving like the
state of Indiana please understand, in May we went to Mexico with 5 of the
gayest men to walk the streets of Pittsburgh. That's funny to her and I. Besides all my
40k buddies and I engage in homoerotic orgy of grey sex toys and super glue for
lube. Holy cow that's graphic. I'm sure they'll edited that out. I think I'm trying to saying we aren't homophobes nothing like over compensation right????
She's cool with it
though. She makes fun of it but its no different then how I make terribly
inopportune jokes at every situation. It keeps us close. She has her whore
train wreck friends and I have my fellow geeks.
Lastly, I have a
busy mind. I get easily distracted by things. The hobby helps center me. Helps
keep me on track. The GF sees this as the mist important part of it all. I'm
not out l looking for "distractions" (tramps) because the hobby is
more interesting. I have a reputation of being what medical doctors call
"loose". This was a huge hurdle
when we first started dating. Can she trust me? Will I be faithful? Now she
doesn't sweat that. She sees the herd of virgins I play war games with and
realizes that no girl is gonna bust the cobwebs of their genitals. So the hobby has certainly helped us there.
See you around the
way....
Power to you man.
ReplyDeleteI (inexplicably) suffer from pretty severe depression and the hobby is often what keeps me from going off the deep end, just a few hours spent painting a model makes the gloom lift that bit much.
Glad to know someone else uses it in much the same way.
And it also had me laughing out loud which ended up with porridge in my beard. you fiend.
Thanks for reading man. I'm glad you liked it. Everyone has a reason they are in this and no of them are the wrong reason. We lose track of that sometimes.
ReplyDeleteAlots made of gamers are rare and strange creatures, and I've never seen an alot of gamers in a while. Where did you find it?
ReplyDeleteAnd don't worry. Alots hate you too. They just seethe inside.
The English should spend less time on alot of things like being shitty about a word. They should spend alot of more time practicing dental hygiene or alot more time learning what a sense of humor is.
ReplyDeleteMy girl respects my gaming, because I respect her purses, shoes, and books. Everyone has their little escapes. We all express ourselves differently, and that's the coolest part of life.
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